Our original April Fools release from 2015 is back!
Our Master Distiller has carefully curated a truly unique spirit for the ages. Distilled and filtered as many times as humanly possible. It’s a blend of exceptional North Van Coffee and artisanal tap water. Enjoy with a pastry and raised pinky. Or don’t.

375ml
26% ABV

** In-person pick-up not available for online orders.